I was working for an organization in New Mexico. Our office was an old compound of adobe buildings off a bumpy side road by a field. One summer, we were overrun with mice.

We couldn’t do traps. Messy. Cruel. Yuck. There were humanetraps—Mr. Mouse crawls into a plastic house. Door shuts. He waits to be picked up. You then drive Mouse forty-nine miles away and set him free—but they weren’t very practical when dealing with an extended family reunion of miniature mammals.

So we did what any self-respecting cosmic team would do with a vermin problem: we meditated. Our plan: one fifteen-minute meditation as a group at the end of a staff meeting, and anyone who wanted to keep sending out their own thought waves throughout the day, then, yeah! The meditation: “Dear Mice. We love and respect you. And, this is our space. Please leave within the next two weeks. If you choose not to leave within two weeks, we’ll set traps and kill you. Bless.”

I guess mice can tell time, because in two weeks, nary a mouse turd could be found. They va-moused out of our space.

The moral of the story, in three points:

1. Pick up your psychic telephone. No long-distance charges! Engage your inner resources first. Meditate before you activate. We exert so much physical energy and time trying to make things go our way. Memos, conversations, to-do lists and PLANS—all those damn plans. Try using a different channel to get your point across.

Another case in point: I needed to fire a staff member. It’s something everyone would prefer to avoid. So I sent her this psychic text, “This isn’t the right place for you. Find another job, or I’ll fire you in two weeks.” She quit, head held high. I didn’t need to say a word. Mind-email? We’ll never know, but it’s a lot more efficient than handing someone a box of tissue and their last cheque on a Friday.

2. Have a very clear intention. You can’t be all like, sorta, kinda, maybe, possibly, wishy-washy. State your position and send a clear signal.

3. Intend for the highest and best outcome for all, and accept that it is ultimately out of your hands. Speaking psychically to people (and animals) isn’t about manipulating them. That kind of mind screwing will give you much-deserved karmic migraines. The more win-win your wordless intentions are, the more you increase your chances of being heard.

Does this work for wooing men? “Call me by Friday or I’m dating Buddy.” Maybe. Does it work for getting your building superintendent to clean up the lobby? “Mr. Rogers, the foyer needs love so we’ll all feel better. PS. You’re awesome.” It might. Does it work for sending love, and light, and new possibilities in a potentially all-powerful instant? If you believe it—it does.

If you’d like to make a call . . . 

please dial in to your solar plexus.

Speak clearly, kindly, truly.

Operators are standing by.

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xo

Danielle LaPorte is the author of  The Fire Starter Sessions: A Soulful + Practical Guide for Creating Success on Your Own TermsDeemed “the best place online for kick-ass spirituality,” over a million people have head toDanielleLaPorte.com for her straight up sermons of life + livelihood. An inspirational speaker, former think tank exec, and business strategist, she is the co-author of  Your Big Beautiful Book PlanFind Danielle on Facebook+ Twitter @daniellelaporte + at her digital temple: DanielleLaPorte.com